ODE TO MY DAD

You're the best, Dad! Happy Father's Day.





Next year -- when I know more words -- my Father's Day ode will be better.

THE FESTIVITIES CONTINUE

My first birthday presents just keep rolling in.



My mom liked these beach shoes. I was not a fan.



Clothes and shoes: not so fun.



But a beach tent.....



This has REAL possibilities!



And it's big enough for the whole family to enjoy!

BARELY LEGAL?

Now that I'm one, I'm ready to sample all sorts of beverages.



This beer looks good. I like the green bottle.



WAIT -- Dad, don't drink it all!



Just one sip: whaddaya say?

BYE BYE BABY: HELLO, MR. ONE YEAR OLD!

Well, hello! Did you know that I am ONE now?


Like most people my age, I enjoy reading...


Driving in my car...


...driving FAST...


And being in my One (Year Old) Man Band! I play maraca.


I'm actually pretty good, my mom says.


Oh, and I like to walk, too. With my maraca.

BIRTHDAY! New York City-Style

It's almost my birthday, so we celebrated al fresco in Central Park!


Uncle Peter and Aunt Meg agree: birthdays are the best.


I think it's the undivided attention, the presents, and the tasty treats that I like so much.


I also got to see my friend Lily!


And, in major news: I tried sugar -- in cupcake form!

And I got great gifts, including a tool box and a book about a mouse named Maisy.


Even though I'm twice her age at the moment, Lily and me are always on the same wavelength. She's very mature.


"This crown doesn't make my head look too big, does it, Uncle Chris?"


Lily, Aunt Olga and Uncle James admire my new giggle Elmo. I took this picture. Nice composition, don't you think?


Just taking a breather before I write my thank you notes. Birthdays rule!

THE UNAUTHORIZED PHOTOS: COURTESY OF TMZ.COM

Like Nicole Ritchie, Luke Skinner prefers to keep his private parties PRIVATE.

But TMZ.com has gained access to some new photos -- and not the ones you'll see in PEOPLE...



Touch and go early moment: Luke threatens to walk out unless his mom gets him a stylist, pronto.



Heavy lies the head that wears the birthday crown.



"Are these Ray Bans? Yeah, I didn't think so. Remove, please."



"This is not the frog I registered for."



"Who is that masked babe?...So mysterious and lovely...."